Juz sum jokes....haha

KIDS IN GRADE SCHOOL THINK FAST

TEACHER : Why are you late?
WEBSTER : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign
WEBSTER : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

TEACHER : Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
CINDY : You told me to do it without using tables!

TEACHER : John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
JOHN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
JOHN : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
SARAH : Yesterday you said it's H to O!

TEACHER : George, go to the map and find North America .
GEORGE : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS : George!

TEACHER : Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn'thave ten years ago.
WILLIE : Me!

TEACHER : Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER : Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
ELLEN : I is...
TEACHER : No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am."
ELLEN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
JOHNNY : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
JOHNNY : "Because George still had the ax in his hand."

TEACHER : Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SAM : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER : Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same asyour brother's. Did you copy his?
ESMOND : No, teacher, it's the same dog!

TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PUPIL : A teacher.

生气。。。生气。。。好生气！！！

真的好讨厌。。。从没见过这种人。哪有这样的人？？？
又不是说不帮你做，有必要威胁我吗？想来就有气！岂有此理！这个混蛋，王八蛋！

Never seen a more FxxK UP MAN then he is man! Wat e Fxxx!
Shit Ass! Stupid Idiot! Wish i could juz beat him upside down n inside out!

依我看，他的死因绝对不可能是脑癌，因为他没脑嘛。
很可能是因为肺癌，因为他每天都Produce废物和废气。整个人就是可废物！

哈哈哈。。。骂完后，舒服多了！